Not dead

Hi - just a note to all my readers to let you know I'm not dead and have not been given up for adoption.

I've been really busy lately and haven't had time to update my blog. I've had a lovely holiday in Dorset and met all the Axford clan and went on some nice walks.

Will write soon with a backdated report of my holiday.

Went on a nice walk at the weekend to a place called Badminton where they have something called 'Horse Trials' in a few weeks. It was a big green park with some things called 'jumps' which we walked around and stopped and had a picnic.

I have decided to compile a list of things dogs shouldn't do:

Things Dogs Shouldn't Do - Item 1
Never, ever cock your leg and pee on a wire fence that makes a clicking sound. I made the mistake of doing this on Saturday. Apparently those clicking fences are electric and pee conducts electricity. Ow!!!! - did I yelp - kept checking my private parts were intact for the next half an hour.

This week I've been helping Richard in the garden - we've had 20 tonnes of topsoil delivered and Richard has to move it all by wheelbarrow to the back of the house. I'm being a big help by chasing the wheelbarrow and waiting while he loads/unloads it at the other end. It's easy this landscape gardening lark - not sure why Richard's huffing and puffing about it.